So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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