Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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