Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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