we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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