he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
please don't ironically join a cult
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