maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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