Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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