is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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