I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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