if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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