Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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