It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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