Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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