Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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