You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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