im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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