then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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