There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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