I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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