Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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