Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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