OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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