Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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