its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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