You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
