Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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