what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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