But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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