who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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