Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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