oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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