you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am mentally ready for anal.
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