Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
ttyl tear gas
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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