she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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