I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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