I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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