Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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