Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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