Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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