i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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