Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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