that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
FUCK WHALES
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