no, he came in my armpit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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