Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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