I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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