so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
