Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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