Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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