roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
do herpes really smell.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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