that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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