Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
