They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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