i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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