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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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