Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize
