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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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