i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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