NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The power of my boobs compel you
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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